Remake Remodel

Pensioner's meet out west 13 May 2010.  Similar pattern to last year.  Thomski encore hors de combat (more ski fall-out) so once again in charge of pixels and bait.  Norm and the G-Man working the routes.  A nice couple of warm ups on Brown Slabs, then Donkeys Ears minus Ears.



Peter high up on Brown Slabs Arete.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTN_QQ48B-w

 Brown Slabs looming large

Final pitch of Donkey's Ears

(c) J Moss with thanks

The Lions lie down with the lambs

Lions tour 2010 was somewhat more low key than other barn storming efforts.  At least two members of the hard core party hampered by surgery and back episodes, and Steve E a late no show, something to do with boy scouts.... 

Barn (left centre), Thornthwaite farm (right centre)

So the party was distributed between the barn, a cottage on site, and a Greyhound B&B down the road.  Mike Harding’s Fell End Barn venue (can you ‘ear me at the back?) was always at the heart of things, and the recently installed wood burner was an unexpected god send.

Low key short walks were the orders from on high and after a noisy natter we headed off down to the beach to mix it with the cockles, which took us nicely to happy hour and a CJ sausage special washed down with copious shiraz.  Staggered back to the stable cottage in the dark with a clockwork torch thing!
Sunday saw us sailing across the lake (Steve’s counter Rich-plan plan) and a mooch (another Steve invention) along the shore and a visit with the Ruskins.  Lovely people.  Waitress not  sure about Steve’s new coffee stirring action...  Waved adieu to the Stockton contingent, think CJ was ready for a long lie down – left over Lions did a nice walk around the Rigg which took we happy few safely back to happy hour

Sancerre, chilli, and more Shiraz.  Light fantastic  evening, talked until late finishing with Rich’s notion that society could be fixed by a system “RESET” .  Night sky full of cosmos, and another sound sleep.

Monday dawned pinging – knocked up by barnstormers 8am – breakfast and great walk along the Cumbrian way, views across to the barn and farm.  Homeward via tea at Newby Bridge.

The fix is in

Taking Doc Dumas at his word and getting the legs out on a regular basis.  We've retraced some old steps and found some new ones around the  locale, pushing the envelope out past 5 miles wide with a farm shop expedition all the way from Winston. 

Landmarks located all along the Teesdale way - some history, some property, all helping with walking up some therapy.

The old Gainford Spar - actually a faithful repro of an old faithful.







Apparently this place is occupied on one floor only by a solitary bloke

Two miles west of Piercebridge, what's left of the iron road between Darlington and upper Teesdale.

Baked Lime

Pensioners meet at Windmore.  Pinging day, perfect conditions, and Norm's introduction to the delights of this little crag.  Windmore old timers in attendance, whole place to ourselves, six routes done, all good. No climbing for me of course!














Grassy Crack, Sue's Route, Lime Street, Windy Moss, Suntrip and Bloodbath. Did my bit with setting up safety systems and general factotum of a medium order moderation duties, pixel prep etc.   Beers on the patio.  Great to be out with the chaps again.

After the flood

Getting better all the time, walking most days, Saturday April 10th out to the Newlands Valley, lovely day, steady 4 miles in about 90 minutes, feeling good.

Some paths washed away by the November floods, so pottered along the quiet lanes around Swinside, enjoyed a swift half at the local hostelry.

St Etienne Infirmary Blues

 Final ski trip of the year, Vanilla Ski, 13th March, curtailed after only one day following major fall.  Details follow.

Bulletin

Type; Medical

Subject: Thomski

Date 14/3/10

Location: St Foy, Tarentaise Alps (Fr) below Col de l’Aiguille at 2600m

Symptoms: Released binding on turn completion leading to loss of ski and control. 

Complications: High gradient, speed acquisition, fast slide, terminal drop off onto hard piste. 

First Response: Stabilised and immobilised by expert ski patrol medical team.  Evacuated by helicopter to Bourg St Maurice Hospital.

Diagnosis: via X-Ray, CT Scan: Several structural components insufficiently specified for required tolerance of this impact magnitude, leading to some breakages.

Plan: Re-locate to specialist centre, repair and make good. 

Actual: Operation date - 16/03/10: Surgeon - Dr B Dumas: Facility - Centre Hospital University St Etienne: Broken Vertebra repaired and pinned:  Broken ribs -  auto fix versions fitted, self repair in progress.

Prognosis: Ok to go 7 days post op - Returned to UK 23/03/10 (Medicar UK)

Note for editors:  Will need several months running in before previous levels of performance restored. Also recommend possible review of current envelope settings.

Bulletin ends

Recollections. 

The crash:  The slope was steep but conditions good.  Andy M, Bob, and Rog and John  had skied  it earlier and said it was in good shape, so they set off again, and  this time  John, the other Bob and I followed. The first turn felt solid, but outside ski glided slyly away from my boot, fall inevitable from then on.  Location of incident shown below.

 

Controlled face-down slide sans skis of maybe 150 metres in length and 100m vertical maybe i.e. about 40 degrees (Google Earth estimates) terminated by drop off onto piste and hard impact.  Fast response by Andy M to alert piste medical support and evacuation via helicopter to Bourg St M hospital.  (Learn later that Roger had also caught an edge and fallen on a line to my right, but had escaped with heavy duty bruising).  Rog and John visit, tests done, phone home (the worst bit so far), helivacced out to CHU St Etienne  around 9pm Sunday 14th March.

The hospital stay:  The first 3-4 days were enveloped in a morphiatic haze. Operation morning Tuesday 16th.  One year to the day from the thumb op....  Roger and John visited on Wednesday which helped reconnect to reality -  by Thursday 18th March  I'd moved on from morphia - but not far.  Sleepless, endless, faithless nights.  Drifting days blitzed by regular high intensity nurse input.  What was needed was more throughput........

Mobilised (i.e manhandled) out of bed Wednesday, ambulated the following day with inspiration from Nurse Helene avec les mains douce.  Dr Carole G brought some much needed English into Thursday's ward round....  Infirmieres Emily and Natalie also inhabited my one room world.

Margaret's arrival on Friday 19th triggered instant uplift in recovery rate, augmented by nuclear option red gel bomber system purge treatment.  Room converted into Hotel Anglais, new food supply established via Margaret from local patisserie, and things begin to sort of normalise. The nights became tolerable, with a batch approach to sleeping beginning to succeed.

Excellent, confidence building contact on a daily basis with surgeon, Dr B Dumas.  "Ze first day will be 'orreeble, ze zecond day will be onlee a leetle betteur, zen layteur you will wondeur 'ow zoon you can go 'ome".

L1 Lumbar repaired and connected with L2 and T12 

"Climbing this year?...."    No said Dr Dumas.

"Are you sure?"   . "I said No!!" 
said Dr D

Will see what the good people at James Cooke Hospital say

Who let all these women in my room?  Emily (right) Helene 3rd from right, Carole 2nd from left, pictured the night before departure.  Must get the hang of the iPhone auto focus routine.

Thanks to them all, can't remember all names but Eric, Ranya, Emily, Natalie, Elise, Jeannine, Helene, Melanie(?) come to mind.  Dr Gromolard and another orderly (who advised me to swap skiing for playing cards) also.  Thanks to many friends who kept in touch by text and phone, including Vikki, Sue, Roger, Norm, John and Margaret.  Also thanks for the added Karma from all who got messages to me by proxy.

The journey home; went for the road option (Medicar) as flight planning sounded problematic and could have taken days to set up.  Mondial Insurance via Ski Club GB insurance did great - thanks esp to Frederico.

Back to Blighty by 6pm but final leg blighted by A1 closures and diversions, finally home at 01.30 am - Great to be back,  Nurse Thompson providing full wrap around care package at home and abroad!

So just need to start recovery programme and look forwards to normal service resuming in 2012.  Think the whole experience just about qualifies for an EPIC

Eden Rock

Would you Adam and Eve it - finally warm enough to get outside for the first time in 2010


A glorious afternoon out in the Vale of Eden

Seven routes done - all repeats except Slosh Wall (S)

Norm shown here at the top of Saxon (S)

Setting up for some sheep rustling